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An alpha man whose job is to keep the universe working.
A Chad with the largest balls on the planet.
He's penis is longer than fucking Burj khalifa.
Never underestimate his power or he'll rape you at night.
Everyone, literally everyone: "this Kashani guy is so overrated. I can beat him boxing".
Kashani at night:" said something MF?"
by James Bond22$44 December 15, 2021
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