Jump stupid

To hit someone when they are not fully expecting it; in order to initiate a fight. Can not be used as a personal verb ("I'm going to jump stupid on her" or "I'm going to jump her stupid").

"I got in a fight with Markie's old girlfriend Penny over the phone yesterday." Breezy said. "I said 'Gurrrrl! If you wanna go you betta jump stupid at school tomorrow!'"

by E-veezy December 9, 2008

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

jump little children

very cool band who you all should listen to. based in charleston, sc. name recently abreviated to jump.

coldplay's new song reminds me of jump little children.

by cosi May 13, 2005

Jump Out the Window

When you confess your love to someone.

"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean

Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.

Dont do it dude! It has only been a week

by ThatttGuy April 19, 2017

JUMP THE SHARK

when something stops getting better and starts getting worse

The Jump The Shark website, jumptheshark.com, jumped the shark when it was bought by TV Guide.

by bill ellis February 6, 2009

jump the couch

Based on Tom Cruise's display of affection for Katie Holmes on Oprah. To jump the couch is to say a person has lost the ability to deal with emotions in a reasonable way. Communicating some form of insanity to those around.

Sam is so upset about Jessica's request to break up, I think he might jump the couch.

by Ms. Asha March 10, 2009

jump down

a person, usually female, who as sexual relations, especially oral, with many people for little or no gain. See also ho and jd. Can be used as an noun or a verb.

Noun: You know that one girl Tina up the street? She a jump down.

Verb: Tina was jumpin' down on every last one of them dudes at the party.

by qdmasta September 2, 2003