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jewish swimming

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can
Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”
by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018
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Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
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Jelise

The name of one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, she has the personality of a queen and the drive of a lion. Once you cross paths with her, you won't ever be able to get her off your mind.
That girl is such a Jelise, I've never met someone more perfect.
by Kohrpse November 30, 2020
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A Jewish Paycheck

A large amount of money payed for in coins, usually in quarters, but doesn't exclude to pennies, nickles, and dimes.
Person 1: Dude, my boss left out $10 bucks from paycheck this week. When I told him, he told me it was a mistake and, instead of writing out another check for $10 bucks, he just gave it to me in real money. Yeah, all in coins.

Person 2: That explains that jingling i was hearing, your boss gave you a Jewish Paycheck
by MetalheadJoe666 June 29, 2010
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jebiga

A general expression of inconvenience in Croatian, Serbian and Bosnian. The most accurate translation would be "tough shit", a harsh way of saying "too bad".
Govornik A: "Učio sam tjedan dana za ispit da bi ga slučajno prespavao..."
Govornik B: "Jebiga :/"

Speaker A: "I studied a week for the exam only to accidentally oversleep it..."
Speaker B: "Tough shit :/"
by KoniCRO October 12, 2014
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Jewish Lightning

To set fire to, and burn down completely (arson) a property in order to collect insurance money. The Jewish connotation refers to the Jew's love of money and therefore unwillingness to spend money (and therefore commit insurance fraud).
"Jerry got most of his money when his place got hit by Jewish Lightning."

or

"Ben Steinfeldenstein's deli was the fortunate victim of Jewish Lighting, and he can now afford that new house."
by josefresco March 13, 2008
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Jewish Hotness

a hot jewish girl a triple-h(hot hebrew honey) also hebrew hotness
dam bro that shool(temple) whas filld with jewish hotness
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