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Jared

no bitches, tiny cock, gets men, uses cum for hair styling.
Jared gets no bitched
by urban da urban April 4, 2022
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jared

A little man with curly hair and silent farts because his asshole is stretched who loves sucking dick and getting spin roasted by two hair fat men
Woah Jared you had a 3 some with 2 guy and now your farts are silent??? Wow, you’re such a Jared.
by John1199 August 30, 2019
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Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted
" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."
by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017
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Jared

have you heard about Jared? i heard he has a 12 incher
by crazy wild niqqa May 4, 2019
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Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.
"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017
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Jared

Jared's a little bitch
by YESMAM#))) August 27, 2019
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Jared

Jared is a nice kind and caring man. Part time Netflix Support worker, full time best friend. Loves a great Pretty Little Lairs marathon, but not too athletic XD.When he was younger he aspired to be an electrician, but now the only thing he turns on is the ladies ;)
Paul (Jared friend): "Jared, want. to go work out?"
Jared:"Sure! What season should we start on?"
by Gared4lyfe July 20, 2017
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