jurassic

a colossal amount of any substance, or anything of enormous size. etymologically derived from the ebonic phrase "yo ass is," but adapted to convenient modern pronunciation through many years of dialectic moosh ing.

Oh god, I have a jurassic homework load tonight!
There goes Jurassic Breasts, busting out of those double d's.

by orphan annie July 25, 2008

judaism

Hitler's worst nightmare

''judaism is a religion''

by sweet jesus May 31, 2006

Jurassic Park

You could go engineer some giant monsters and go live on an island with them. You could - but that does not mean you should...

Peter approached the pretty girl with intent; he was ready to wow her with his extensive knowledge of hand-to-hand combat and home addresses of porn stars, but he hesitated and reselected different subject matter. Peter considered Jurrasic Park and chose a different path...

by L.F. Alives May 7, 2005

Judist colony

Literally, a nudist colony intended only for Jews. Hence Jew-dist Colony.

Did you peek through the fence when you passed by the Judist Colony? Talk about a circumsized sausagefest.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 20, 2016

Jurassic Park

A girl lays down, getting penetrated anally, vaginally, and orally. Meanwhile, with her free hands, she is furiously jerking off too other phallus. The result looks like a pack of velociraptors feeding on their prey.

That girls can multitask --- she did a Jurassic Park while her dinner was cooking.

by blazn123 December 10, 2009

jurassic park 2

The second installment in the Jurassic park franchise. Based off of the novel The lost world Jurassic park by Michael Criton. Better than the third movie

Jurassic park 2 is so much better than Jurassic park 3
yeah it is

by Jooooos March 23, 2017

Juda

Spanish, slang term, meaning the police. (Pronunciation: who-dah)

Aye homie, watch out, there's a juda up the street.
(Juda? Cause, Judafuck they think they are?)

by Invisi13le August 30, 2017