Jensin

Man-beater

demasi got his ass whooped by anaya. she is a real jensin.

by xyz kings July 28, 2012

Jessie

jessie's are very sweet and caring. they are also stunning. jessie's normally are very smart, but are also very unique. She's crazy but she thinks it cool to be crazy. she is hilarious and really sweet and will always make you laugh. she is however, a terrible story teller. once you have a jessie never let her go. she is amazing in every way, but she needs to be told that. At first she won't believe you. She loves to cuddle and be shutuped with your kisses. and when she says 'i love you' she means it

guy1: holy crap! look at that girl over there!
guy2: she's so hot
guy1: and she seems really nice
guy3: well thats my amazing girlfriend, Jessie

by ilovecats3399 September 9, 2013

jessica simpson

The only person alive that can't see the difference between chicken and tuna.

*Jessica simpson eating 'sea chicken' (tuna)*
Jessica: is this chicken or tuna?
Nick Lachey: omg..

by Weapons of no mass destruction September 9, 2006

Jessica Jung

- Sleepy head of Girls' Generation. Hates cucumbers. Ice Princess to be defined exactly. Arrogant and high pitched lady. Violent. Believed to be another Shikshin of SNSD. And btw, she's a member of Girls' Generation.

- Paired Up with Taeyeon as they made the Byun Vocalists.

- Yuri's Wife.

- She and Tiffany are the derp couple.

- Sunny and she are the dumb couple.

- Have a large number of fanboys.

Omg! Jessica Jung is so cute!

by idontcarewhattheysay July 10, 2011

Jessilin

The Beasty -est girl a person can meet. Extremely Rare. She has Raging boners when excited and loves....to be.... Excited.

Boy 1: I love a good Jessilin.

Boy 2: Fuck Yes, So rare. Love her Boner.

by BDawgCuhhhhh August 21, 2011

Jepsie

A Jepsie is someone who is a fanatic follower of Carly Rae Jepsen. Usually claiming to be her biggest fan.
They are a band of siblings that consider Carly a beautiful, amazing and perfect woman.

Many followers on the social networking sites claim to be a 'Jepsie'

Joe: "I don't like Carly Rae Jepsen."
Rob: "Get out, I'm a Jepsie."

by Bert961 May 25, 2013

Jessica Chastain

Seriously! Has no one defined the beauty of this immortal goddess yet?! Well I guess I will! Jessica Chastain is among the most gorgeous beings to walk this earth. Not only is she a talented actress but she is also among the world's most proactive humanitarians. Everyone should strive to be more like Jessica Chastain!

One day God looked down on the Earth and saw that it needed more beauty so he created Jessica Chastain and saw that she was perfect in every way.

Some random person: Hey who was that gorgeous redhead who just walked by?
Other random person: Oh that was Jessica Chastain! She's the most beautiful person in the world!
Another random person: Whoa! I know her! I'm gonna go home and watch that movie Lawless because she's in it!

by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx October 3, 2019