Itchy Scratchies 

What you get when you have sex with people who have STD's.

I got the "Itchy Scratchies" and had to get some ointment from the doctor.

Itchy Scratchies by Vegas March 23, 2003

itchy cunny pussy 

1) Adjective: To describe something that's awesome.
3) Noun: Term used to address other person

Mate ahhhhhh how's it going itchy cunny pussy?

itchy cunny pussy by Damo August 3, 2005

itchy eye

shays eye

ouch

itchy eye by stinky April 28, 2003

Itchy Jenny

Another word for a vagina.

So Jenny, hows your itchy jenny? ;)

Itchy Jenny by Remy-rofl August 5, 2009

Itchy Kitty

When you eat a girl out after trimming your facial hair, but haven't cleaned off all the clippings, resulting in severe female itching and discomfort.

"Yeah I like that my boyfriend looks fresh, but I hate how he gives me an itchy kitty when we fool around afterwards!"

Itchy Kitty by ITheRebelI October 11, 2011

itchy stick 

A back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have spot in my back I can’t reach.

itchy stick by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

Itchy Bitchy 

Basically this means, "STFU and get to work and stop whining."

Bob: "Mama, my ankle painful, in the center, Itchy and...."

Mama: "Itchy Bitchy!"

Itchy Bitchy by Adel7 June 2, 2011