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British Insult

A demeaning, cuss-filled insult said very Britishly.
1: Shut your gob, 'fore I give you a British Insult!
2: Nuh-uh
1: *Heavy British Accent* Fuck off, ya pissy bastard.
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
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Rhymic Insult

To reply to someones comment... goes a BIT like this:
Dude... Don't care...
Oh yeah? Dirty dan Frying Pan Two Flan Fucky Nan
Oh yeah? Ching Ling iPhone ding Bee sting Booger fling!
Oh yeah? Chain Chomp Sexy Whomp Cheekfomp Willy Lomp
Oh yeah? Creepy wank Ultra dank Ooer prank Mega stank
Oh yeah? Danish creeper Swedish weeper Fucking deeper Slapping sleeper
Oh yeah? John Wick Oak Stick Mega Flick Oozy Prick
Oh yeah? Oozy drip Front flip Silent clip Titty nip
Oh yeah? Rain rise Butthole flies Bunny dies Dick Demise
Oh yeah? Utter moat Stupid boat Crumby coat Deep Throat
Oh yeah? Green duck Hocky puck Money luck Ass fuck
Oh yeah? Nig-
Woah too far
yeah...
by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 20, 2022
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Family Insult

A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy

/Beta Variants Below\

- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa

/Delta Variants Below\

- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew

And I think thats all.
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "

Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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star insult

When an insult brings in too many hypothetical offenses that it's often sounded ridiculous or weird, this type of harassment was invented by StarVoid
I am gonna shove a ukulele down your urethra so every time you pee your dick sings Mary had a little lamb

I will put glass in your ice cream
I hope your baby drowns in salad
damn those are such star insults
by Panza;-; June 23, 2021
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Caressing Insult

An insult that includes a compliment inside of it, the opposite of a backhanded compliment.
"You better shut up and get you ... Beautiful face out of my sight!", was his unexpected caressing insult towards her.
by MahiJoon April 13, 2024
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smart insults

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.
by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012
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Insulted

I wasn't angry about being insulted until you were 'right.'
Hym "I'm a little insulted if I'm going to perfectly honest."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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