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Spider Holing

created after saddam was found in a spider hole. when a lesbian shits in another lesbians vagina, then eats it.
wet shit isnt as good for spider holing because it isnt very firm.
by Zach December 7, 2004
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hoping the dog

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.
I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.
by wordman July 15, 2005
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Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.
Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.
by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015
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Hoyng

The act of inverting your penis when seeing anyone of authority.

One who salavates at the site of any penis. Often finds themself stuck trying to suck themselves off when taking a shower.

One who tries to convince everyone he meets that he's in charge, but actually takes it in the butt whenever the opportunity arises.
It's so cold out, I'm about to Hoyng.

I need a raise, maybe I should Hoyng for the position.
by Jacqoff February 8, 2010
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Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.
Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.
by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010
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Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
by The Iron Piston May 15, 2013
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homing poo

Can we go home now I got a homing poo brewing
by jon2522 April 13, 2016
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