clit hopper

Hopping from one womans clit to the next in any kind of chat rooms

Dev is such a clit hopper with the women in chat. :x

by Evil Phreak February 17, 2008

Dung Hampers

Underwear, boxers or knickers. Male or female.

"Johnny, are you alright?"

"No, Fred. I've just filled my dung hampers and the laundrette's closed"

by Tobias Nuge September 1, 2009

CREW HOPPER

A Hip Hop dancer/Breaker who joins another crew because for personal gain or because because they think another crew is better.

I thought you was my homie and had my back, but you're just a fake crew hopper

by just lil old me January 6, 2013

Girl Hopper

A guy who starts flirting with a girl immediately after a relationship he recently was in.

Wow, he just broke up with a girl and is already flirting with another...

Wow, what a girl hopper...

by ohNaasty January 1, 2012

homer

A sports fan who picks his/her team to win, despite objective evidence to the contrary

Don't make your bets based on what Dick says, his picks are always ruled by homerism.

by Genius-at-Work January 10, 2009

friend hopper

In order to describe a person who "hops" around from friend to friend or clique to clique, and only acts as a friend when he/she is in need of a favor, or else he/she is never heard from.

Man that Erik is such a friend hopper, the only reason he was hanging out with me was so I would help him study for the exam.

by Thomas Jahn November 13, 2007

humperbatch

One who chooses to bid farewell with a jolting thrust of the groin amid mass confusion and semi hysteria whilst possessed by the spirit of Sir Stephen Hawking.

"It is now time for me to depart."
"Yes. Farewell you fiend."
"Allow me to hump you over the threshold by means of strange familiarity."
"So be it, humperbatch."
"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 3, 2004