healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.

Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Heal

Healing is a process of life.

When something hurts you it's better to just leave it alone and not open it again, let it heal.

"I rather be healed than heard."

"It takes time to heal and everyone should start the healing process together."

by Thinker Life March 27, 2013

the cut that never heals

A vagina. The lips opening of the vagina looks like a cut and it never closes (literally at least)

Here's to the cut that never heals, the more you rub it, the better it feels. You can soap it, scrub it and wash it to hell but you can never get rid of that cod-fish smell.

by LT4-Vette April 19, 2005

healthy set of lungs

When the mamories of a female are exceptionally larger then the physical standard.

That lady cann't drown because she has such a healthy set of lungs.

Although your sister was intoxicated and failed the breathilizer test she got out of the DUI charge by showing off her healthy set of lungs by singing...naked

by Ben and Brian the Great August 7, 2006

healing vision

One of the many songs to originate in the Dance Dance Revolution video game. It is an atmospheric trance song with steady drum-n-bass.

I got an A on Healing Vision

by Angelic April 12, 2004

Healthcare Ignoramus

Any American person who likes to attend town hall meetings to "discuss" the healthcare reform debates when they have no clue as to what they are fighting for or against.

These people are usually 1 or more of the following:
1) Senior Citizens
2) Republicans
3) Uneducated

In a town hall meeting help by Rep. Robert Inglis

Healthcare Ignoramus: "Keep you goddamn government hands off my medicare!!!"

Inglis: "Actually sir, your healthcare is being provided by the government"

Healthcare Ignoramus: o.0

by tjpartys August 11, 2009