Hemorrhoid

A derogatory word used in customer service positions to describe difficult black customers. Similar to, "shine."

"How was work today honey?"

"It was okay untill these hemorrhoids came in at the last minute and tried to haggle the prices way down."

by Tomahhtoe August 15, 2009

hemorrhoid

an ass vein blowout that happens when you sneeze, cough, fart and burp (a.k.a. "snoughfurp") at the same time.

I snoughfurped on the couch last night, and now I have a hemorrhoid.

by Charles Fina, Fort Wayne, IN April 18, 2011

hemophiliac

person that has sex with blood

i.e. blood fucker

(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)

necrophiliac-person tht has sex with dead bodies

necro-dead
philiac-fucker

hemophiliac-person who cannot clot blood properly
hemo-blood
philiac-fucker

by comiction March 2, 2007

The Hemopheliac Lobster

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.

The Hemopheliac Lobster

by The Big Fig September 19, 2009

hemophobyte

A person that has both a dick and a vagina

brandon's bi so he became a hemophobyte.

by TEAM MIKE May 12, 2007

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

tom blows goat

look at tom raw blowing that goat

by jeff September 18, 2003

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003