1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022
Get the HELP ME mug.A euphemism for mental health services, implying that mental health services are shameful and should be kept a secret. Also, in a country like the United States, which values the physically active, the tangible, metrics, and all and only that which can be seen and measured, the legitimacy of a group of professionals who sit on their butts all day listening to people bitch and moan has to be questioned.
-Did you hear about Mike? He's all kinds of messed up since getting out of the service: homeless, drugs and alcohol, divorced, all that.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, I feel bad cause bro got hit by shrapnel. Still, I think maybe he needs professional help.
-... ... ... So, you gonna tell him he needs professional help?
-Hell no.
-Yeah, hell no...
-Maybe give him some space, right?
-Yeah, he's got is war buddies, right? Maybe he's turned into some kinda psycho.
-Yeah, let's just give him some space, bro. It's cool. He'll be fine.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022
Get the Professional Help mug.1.Getting ass on a weekly basis and pretending like your weekly meetings have anything to do with math.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
2. The opposite of what Jesus would do.
Girl who is looking for ass: OH my. i could really use some "math help". *WINK
Guy who gets a lot of ass: i could totally help you out.
Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
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Girl who is still looking for ass: that would be great. come to my house at exactly eight o clock.
by friggin kyle August 28, 2010
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Get the over helping mug.This phrase, originally used only in the context of telephone customer service, has now gained popularity in any situation that calls for competence beyond what is being offered, or simply used as an obnoxious distraction.
" Jimbo had a limp pecker AGAIN so I asked for a little on shore help."
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
Police person: "Can I see your license and registration, please?"
LaRon "Only if I can get some onshore help."
Judge: "Please remand the accused to custody."
Jumbo (Jimbo's brother) "Can't a brother get some on shore help here or what?"
by 209 fo' evah August 16, 2010
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Get the Extra-help mug.A signal for help usually put in by insane people or your on a school chromebook and screaming for help, but instead searching it than calling a therapist. When you find this is a definition you will read this entire page helplessly, and doing anything but focus in class.
by Letyoudown March 11, 2022
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