heisenberg

The last great German airship of the 1930's. It crashed because they could say where it was, or how fast it was going, but never both at the same time........

A Physicist's joke, based on a combination of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and the German airship Hindenburg.

"He's had three beers at lunchtime and now he's wandering round the office like the Heisenberg."

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Helia

A sexual deviant with the hottest rack around. You will take a look at her pink taco and dream of her the rest of your life. Likes glittery things and large penises not belonging to a family member .

Wow talk to her she is a total helia, her undercarriage must smell like roses.

by Mrs.rives August 26, 2012

Heisman

Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.

Dude, I had to squeeze one out before my flight at the Airport today and the lock on the stall door was broken. Someone tried to walk in right as I was getting ready to wipe so I had to give him the Heisman.

by Saul Rosenburg November 17, 2006

Heelist

One who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. This is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.

Jimmy: Sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
Sally: Why?
Jimmy: Cause I just finished the last loaf.
Sally: No you didn't. There's the first and last pieces left.
Jimmy: Oh, I don't like those.
Sally: You heelist!

by Bread Equality October 29, 2011

heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

heisenbolt

Slang for penis. From the German "heisen" (roughly, beef) and "bolt" (sword).

Adolf dipped his heisenbolt in the mayonnaise.

by Morris Michael O'Toole October 14, 2016

Heisendate

When you meet someone, and you don't know if it's a date or not - until clothes are taken off.

"Did you go on a date with that girl from the gym?"
"Nah, it was just a Heisendate. We had sex in a parallel universe."

by Dave~ November 25, 2017