An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011
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what it actually means: fuck my life. used to express intense frustration at unfortunate life events. has a sarcastic undertone but mostly to mask the real pain. also just generally satisfying to say. mostly popular amongst egyptians but used by all arabs. there are other derivations such as: "kos okht hayaty" - meaning my life's sister's pussy, and also FML.
what it actually means: fuck my life. used to express intense frustration at unfortunate life events. has a sarcastic undertone but mostly to mask the real pain. also just generally satisfying to say. mostly popular amongst egyptians but used by all arabs. there are other derivations such as: "kos okht hayaty" - meaning my life's sister's pussy, and also FML.
"i'm failing my courses, kosom hayaty"
"kosom hayaty why are so many bad things happening to me"
"i wanna die kosom hayaty"
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"i wanna die kosom hayaty"
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1) "Well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. People everywhere, dude i couldn't tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
2) "I have to say, the way that Buster downed that whole bottle of Everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness."
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