fairy handjob

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

by woofbro February 9, 2014

Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.

by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018

handjob salad

NOUN: a combination of parts that are individually pleasing , but not when mixed together.

"Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."

by drsanchez January 25, 2016

Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana

We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob

by The Frat House December 31, 2014

mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014