I see dead people having orgasms

Sarcastic way of saying that what you are told is absolute nonsense, unviable (not capable of succeeding, esp financially "the pit had proved economically unviable"), or unpractical.

Sure... me too... I see dead people having orgasms.

by rperazag June 28, 2010

halvite

A synthesis of half+invite; when nobody invites you to a party, but totally expect you to be there.

Person One: Are you going down to the party at Jon's?
Person Two: There's a party at Jon's?
Person One: Oh yeah, dude. I thought somebody told you...
Person Two: Thanks for the halvite.

by Guy Y. October 21, 2005

halfin

when you feel so good that words just can't describe the feeling. i came up with this while on a DXM trip. can be used as an adjective, verb, or whatever feels right at the time.

dude 1: i feel so fuckin good right now dude, i just don't know how to describe it

dude 2: your fuckin halfin right now, man

by engelheimer May 8, 2010

Having A Monday

Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.

Guy1: Hey man, you have a good weekend?

Guy2: Don't speak. I'm having a Monday dude

by crackfuzz January 10, 2012

haloin

Getting a much needed fix of halo gameplay. Usually about 4-7 hours on xbox live. It is known to change behavioral patterns, and causes stress within relationships.

Heavy users tend to alienate those around them, unless they are playing some big team slayer beside other addicts.

"dude, I've been workin all week, I need my haloin fix"

by cosmo85 November 14, 2007

having a fun time

Something Kriss isint very good at.

CHRIS GOD DAMNIT, STOP TRYING TO FIND EXPLOITS! we are having a fun time here!

by Bootlegboris March 13, 2017

Having a mare

Having a nightmare but in the day, so it's just a mare since it's in the day.

Basically, another way of saying you're having a living nightmare, ie you're in a really shitty situation.

Today's been AWFUL. I thought my English Literature exam was in the afternoon, but it was actually in the morning. I missed the exam, and now I've been told I've been held back. It's like all my exam-anxiety nightmares came true! I'm truly having a mare!

by Lefty Power 123 September 6, 2018