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malaika habib

Peng girl with long black silky hair. Usually Asian, talks a lot, very hyper but very sexy. She's not good with relationships but she's a heartbreaker the mandem wanna fuck her.
Yo holla malaika habib ask her to come join.

Fam it's bare risky though.... but come on peng ting.
by Unknown chicken and chips June 15, 2017
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habit

a new trend that will last.
Skinny Jeans are so habit!
by Colette:. April 3, 2008
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Habiliments

the habiliments sold in the mall are always better then the ones you get out of the garbage

with these new high fashion habiliments will get you way more attention than that old outfit
by magatha3254 January 24, 2010
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Habila

Shut up habila.
You're such a habila.
Sorry I don't speak habila.
by BubbleGuppyPikaboo January 17, 2017
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Aryan-Homo Habilis

The earliest member of the genus Homo is Homo habilis which evolved around 2.8 million years ago. We have been told to be descendants of monkeys, but quite frankly some of us on this planet have gone back to our pre-evolved states. With a brain the size of a quark or lepton, I wouldn't expect much from this creature. It would be quite a shame if this it was classed as a mammal as all the half-wit, morons in the world would seem to be gaining competition.
Scientists will find this quite compelling as the idea of this creature on our planet does not conform to the generic anthropology of a creature like this.

The Aryan-Homo Habilis( special kind of jungle ape that is forced into gay love because of the uncontrollable gravitational pull that is much larger than the gravity on Jupiter) must mate with Bilal-Son of Black Megamind in order for it to satisfy its needs.

The unique square-headed shape of this creature allows it to densely pack no information into its brain.

P.S Consider having a shower once in a while, homeless freak
Intelligent Human: The Aryan Homo Habilis says "what"
Aryan-Homo Habilis: "What?"
by TeK20a0S6 July 28, 2019
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habblegosh

A slang term that originated in the midwest, meaning to impersonate the traits -- be it by action, sound, or other method -- of an animal while in the physical presence of that animal.
As soon as I get home, I'm going to habblegosh my little dog and we'll be like two peas in a pod.

Billy habblegoshed that pig and the animal was clearly upset about it.
by Zeroed Out August 25, 2013
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habibable

Habibabal
Living in your own bubble ablivious to reality
Damn nearly hit that hipster on their phone in their own little habibable
by Slofire August 31, 2015
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