a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
Get the emosexual haircut mug.1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory
2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"
2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"
15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"
15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
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by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011
Get the Penis Bowl Haircut mug.1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010
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by Anonymous February 24, 2003
Get the haircut mug.A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
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