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emosexual haircut

a haircut that is cut to medium length. usually black in color, and occasionally has different color highlights.
look at tim. he has such an emosexual haircut.
by urine4it February 10, 2010
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violent haircut

1.A very bad and emotionally scarring haircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father after waking said father by accident after he just worked an 18 hour shift at the asbestos factory

2.A very bad and emotionally scarringhaircut given to a child of impoverished means by his(or her) father the night before school pictures are taken
1. "What the hell are you doing??? I'm trying to sleep! Go get the scissors!"

2. "So you want a haircut for school pictures?? I'll give you a haircut! Pat, get me the scissors!"

15 years later in therapy: So your father gave you a violent haircut... how does that make you feel?
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006
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Penis Bowl Haircut

when a dude or chick gets a haircut that looks like the head of a penis
damn look at that penis bowl haircut on that dude he looks like a penis
by AllisonRealGurl March 5, 2011
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caesarean haircut

1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.

2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
I did it myself with barber clippers.”

“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 29, 2010
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haircut

a slang term meaning to pop off for a sly wank when friends and family think you are somewhere else.
"Where's John?"

"Oh, he's gone for a haircut!"

"Dirty wanker!"
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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haircut

A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
by tcufrog08 August 15, 2008
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the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet
Ole girl has the haircut.
by j crench September 27, 2007
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