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Kent Groupies

A girl who attends Kent State University in Kent , Ohio who is considered a slut, hoe bag, or a girl who will do whatever it takes to score, or to have a college come-up.
1. Did you see that one Kent Groupie in Ryans face.

2. Those Kent Groupies were in the bathroom with one guy.
by Amber2Fast November 15, 2011
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study group

when people smoke weed together in a group
"yo you coming to study group later? "
"yah bro, gonna be lit!"

"who's hosting study group tonight?"
"my place this time"
by squacoon March 18, 2019
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groupx

The Arabian Rap sensation who has been taking over young internet goers vocabulary by adding Extra vowels in words much like Coach Z's Jorb. Also many words a given a schw prefix.
Haif schou heaird thais coale biand Schgraoup Eix

(have you heard this cool band Group X)
by ALostSoul April 19, 2004
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groupchat

A text, snapchat, or Instagram message with 3+ people in it who send memes, talk together etc.
Omg, I have so many messages from the groupchat!
by Weasleykangaroo2 March 9, 2019
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Group

The Chad of all algebraic structures, a group is a set equipped with an associative binary operation, which contains an identity as well as an inverse for each element.

Groups give mathematicians a general way of describing structures with symmetry. They are very sexy and I dream about them in my sleep.
If (G, • ) is a group with identity e, then FrobeniusTheorem tells us that:
k divides |G| => k divides |{g∈ G : g^k = e}|
by Isomorphizm June 17, 2020
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group hug

A hug shared by three or more good friends, as an expression of unity and mutual affection.
I was pleasantly surprised when my best friend and his children gave me a group hug.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 15, 2006
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A loose network of individuals, generally connected through online communications, dedicated to spreading the belief that 'online' poker is 'rigged'. The most common belief is that players are 'fed' above-average starting hands to make them play more pots, thus supposedly increasing rake for the site.

An objective analysis quickly reveals this to be unworkable. Pre-loading players with excellent starting hands would in fact *lower* rake overall. This is because such a practice would invariably cause play to occur over a small number of large pots, rather than a large number of small pots. Since most sites 'cap' the rake at a given figure (typically taking a maximum of $3 per pot regardless of size), this would be deleterious to profit. Additionally, after a small series of large pots, *at least* one person at the table will have lost all their money. Hence no more pots (and thus no more rake) *at all*.

The nonsensicality of the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group's beliefs is no deterrent to the promulgation of their credo. This is because these are, invariably, losing players, who do not wish to acknowledge that they have been repeatedly beaten in a game of skill by players whose skill is superior to theirs. It is perhaps a noteworthy comment on the human condition that such conspiracies do not exist with regards to other skill games where money is not directly used as a tool of play.

The Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group exists so that its members may continue to delude themselves about their poker ability, comfort each other over their soooooo-so rigged rivers, ignore pot odds and implied odds, and collectively justify committing mass credit-card fraud, since 'it's not stealing if they're thieves too'.
I made the nuts on the flop, checked, and checked the turn... this MOFO is there checkin' right back behind me... river... a DIAMOND omfg so f-in RIGGED, the guy had a FLUSH omg roflmao can't believe he HAD A FLUSH... NO F-ING WAY THE ODDS ARE LIKE QUADRILLIONS TO ONE I'm off to join the Poker Conspiracy Self-Support Group!
by Peter Gibney December 19, 2006
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