greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

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grease pencil

a crayon like graffiti marker that shows up on black surfaces.

yo man, all my markers dont show up on black, maybe i should get a grease pencil!

by bomb city April 29, 2008

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greasy zamboni

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.

After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.

by James t Smith May 27, 2008

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This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 16, 2009

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