granit

A alpha male with a outstanding 44 inch penis. Has the power to fuck any girl in the blink of an eye and rapes turks.

yo is that the 44 inch cock warrior granit?

yes the fuck it is

by whothatwhothatiggy May 5, 2019

hugh grant

A British actor that can only play a bumbling, charming English 'gent'. The kind of man that would stammer around whilst flirting, eg. "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"

See Four Weddings and a Funeral/Music and Lyrics/Love Actually/Notting Hill.

"That fool over there. He looks like Hugh Grant. He's all: "Oh, erm, er, if I washed it would you touch it?"

by Antonito Rodriguez Soler September 9, 2007

golden grain

Alcoholic drink that joe namath drinks like water.

Side effects: Death

Reporter: So Joe, what do you think about the game?

Joe: Ahhh mah a football. (some other incoherent dumbass rambling)

Reporter: Wow, thanks Joe. Great insight

John Madden: Here's a guy who when he drinks golden grain he pukes up pieces of his own liver!

Pat Sommeral: Thanks, John.

by joes the man February 16, 2009

geraint

A Welsh name, meaning old man, belonging to me.

Geraint likes to say Tzonga

by Geraint Thomas April 16, 2004

Grantage

being well satisfied by a well endowed handsome womaniser of a guy. Left weak at the knees and fulfilled in every way.....All your sexual wishes come true....

Pedra, I had some serious grantage last night i was walking like John Wayne...

Petrina, I am so horny I could do with a good seeing to, some serious grantage.

by spuderick December 26, 2009

Grant

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Friendly, smart, funny, cute, & did I forget to mention how hot he is? Sweetest & sexiest guy ever. His smile is irresistible & no one can compare!

Grant is mine and not yours. Aren't you jealous??

by grant's_lover February 3, 2010

Grant Monroe'd

When a guy uses you for sex and acts like he is interested in a relationship with you, then afterwards he has some "reason" as to why he doesn't want the relationship anymore.. Then later on actually cuts all contact from you in general.

Like: Getting back with his ex, because it's complicated.

Or, he "doesn't date" Because he doesn't like "taking risks"

Either way, getting Grant Monroe'd is a bad thing, and you should refrain from this.

Yeah, he Grant Monroe'd me last weekend, I still haven't gotten over it and he just ignores me.

by isthiswhatI'mlivingfor? December 19, 2010