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weddings 

An excuse for people you barely know or like to invite you to spend a fortune on them and fawn over them for a whole day. Sometimes they will give you expensive wedding lists and yet get away with feeding you Asti Spumanti and mild cheese sandwiches.
Once invited to the wedding it is a downhill spiral into debt and having to buy summery dresses in the winter, and an expensive gift that you know that you cannot afford and that they will never use.
"so how come you can't afford that new BMW 3 series?"

" I have been invited to a wedding and have to save up for the gift"
weddings by Heather Scott July 17, 2005
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four weddings 

A TLC television show that's about four brides getting married in which they pretend to like each other while attending and criticizing one another's weddings. At the end, they wait to see who won and probably attack the winner off camera.
I was watching Four Weddings last night. It's so obvious that they cannot stand each other.

IWE Weddings 

IWE Weddings and Events is a small business owned and operated by Jamaicans. We provide excellent planning & coordination, efficient customer services and professional advice for our customers locally and Internationally
IWE Weddings, "A international Wedding, Planning business.
IWE Weddings by MISS Jamaica January 8, 2019

A Sentence of Weddings 

The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding
I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.

ES weddings 

where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
ES weddings by mewkoz April 21, 2022

Coolest Outfit for Weddings

An embroidered kurta paired with Sin Denims will make you standout. It is definitely the coolest, sexiest and the most comfortable outfit option for the wedding season.
Let me search for the coolest outfit for weddings

Do you do weddings? 

Used to ask "Will you marry me?" in the TikTok dialect
Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?