goon ass

an unimportant person whose only reason for existence is to take up space and piss you off

Harold! Get off the can, I need to take a dump you fucking goon ass.

by imrickjamesbitch March 26, 2004

Goon-rider

A person that rides motocross (i.e dirt bikes and/or atvs) , who buys the most expensive gear, bike, and equipment but is terrible at the sport. They think they are good but have no style and look like they are a rag doll on the bike. When they accelerate it whips them back in a violent motion and they take out lines and berms on the track. They also land short on jumps also known as "casing". They have no sense of what they are doing.

"Hey Tanner, want to go to Throttle 215?" Said Chase.
"Yeah. Lets hope there are no goon-riders there." Said Tanner

"Hey Chase, isn't that your buddy Alex over there? He has the new 2012 Honda." Said Tanner
"Yeah, but he is a goon-rider." Said Chase.
"Oh man! You're right! ha What a goon." Said Tanner.

by TheAPON13machine November 17, 2011

goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

Goon Affiliated

Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons

Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.

1."Im a Goon Afiliated Azz Nigga"
2."Nigga Im Goon Affiliated"
3."Im a Affiliated with Goons"

by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009

goontah

a term for a cat

My goontah is currently outside with his goontah friends.

by tyrkaz August 18, 2018

Goonter

Any persons unattractive sibling is called a “goonter”

Check it out, she has a goonter.

by DownyShart June 28, 2019

Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

by sperrier March 15, 2010