Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

goob

A good for nothing guy. enough said.

most guys on the planet are goobs

by random_racer May 31, 2009

Goob 30

It's time to smoke up!

Yo bro is it goob 30?

by xXDOOMER October 24, 2025

goob in a tube

An uncut penis. Often attached to and English guy but many older generation Americans have them as well.

"Ian has a goob in a tube,he wasn't circumcised"

by Nun_Yer_Bizzy March 9, 2024

goobed out

1) To zone out; to be in oblivion.

2) The state of oblivion and having zero concept of surroundings.

Gabe goobed out when she didn't realize that Mia left the dinning hall.

by goofygoober154 November 12, 2023

goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017