by Shampoo crak June 6, 2017
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A groyper is a smug toad used as an avatar by trolls online. His often refashioned face seems to entice a penchant for chaos and perhaps even a little comfiness.
Why do these groypers in my mentions keep telling me to Google the U.S.S. Liberty and Dancing Israelis?
by JsdidWTC October 30, 2019
Get the groyper mug.An adjective to describe a person, usually a girl, who puts on lip gloss at least 200 times a day and owns over half of the Hollister store. (S)he must be able to see the inner beauty in horses and think mohawks are crazy. (S)he will usually go for tall, dark, preppy guys. A girly person will never have a real job, and (s)he will generally avoid Hot Topic and any other stores that express "diversity" (a loose use of the term, considering Hot Topic produces as many clones as Abercrombie). Typically this person will idolize television characters from the OC and/or Laguna Beach using catch phrases like "dunzo" in their everyday vocabulary. Their typical hair product selection consists of "5 billion" different types. All of which will be used by other girls at sleepovers where boys are the only topic of discussion. This person probably also wears Uggs and giant sunglasses and wishes that (s)he had been born an Olsen. Ironically enough, rap music is the selection of choice because (s)he can deeply relate to the ghetto ruffians of Detroit.
Girly Girl 1: OMG look at those beautiful horses! forrreeaaalz.
Girly Girl 2: Yeah, those are like almost as amazing as my Hollister boyfriend!
Me: I hate you and your stupid emo fag boyfriend. And I hope your horse gets sent to the glue/ gelatin factory! What now?
Girly Girl 1 and 2: (go cry in a corner because depression is also girly)
Girly Girl 2: Yeah, those are like almost as amazing as my Hollister boyfriend!
Me: I hate you and your stupid emo fag boyfriend. And I hope your horse gets sent to the glue/ gelatin factory! What now?
Girly Girl 1 and 2: (go cry in a corner because depression is also girly)
by beautifulhorsesforlife July 28, 2008
Get the girly mug.When you or another person has the potential of being a pro-sports player but wants to hang out in an infested house getting drunk with the sorriest on earth. Also likes to ditch other friends for those who he likes to get drunk with. Also has a girlfriend that has the Amazon forest on her back as hair
You: hey watsup dude? U wana play some football or sumthin
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
Friend: naw im just gona go to another persons house to do some stuff
You: awww don't tell me ur pulling a luis giron!
by tom herbert November 15, 2009
Get the luis giron mug.A person who has an unhealthy obbsession with curricular or academic pursuits. These are the type of people who you would watch struggling with thier test papers as they attempt to scrawl that last vital piece of information into the page.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
Often crushed beneath parental pressure they are the continuious persurers of the mythical "good job", meaning a job that pays large wadds of money and nothing of creative or personel enjoyment.
Swats are the way they are beacause by the continuois stress they are presented by teachers, parents and thier own internel control. They feel no need to pursue any other activitys that do not present the possibility of a 95% grade. They often grow up to be miserable people, beaurocrats or office workers. A shame really because thay speant the whole time they could have speant enjoying themselves begging for a little sheet of numbers.
They are also assured that happiness is'nt found within onself, it is found in test scores and preparing for ones (depressing) future.
"You find this subject difficult and boring, why not do ordinary level?"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
"No!"
"Why not?"
"BEACAUSE!!"
"Thank you for your logical explanation."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, at least I'll have a good job when I grow up!"
"I'll see you when I need form stamped."
"Oh shut up bin-man!"
by billy bo bo June 7, 2005
Get the Girly Swat mug.A 'Gilroy' is a party game or an acronym for for a group-gangbang. For a good gilroy, you need the following items:
- at least 3 women
- at least 9 men
- bottles of Whiskey or other alcoholic drinks
- time
- a room
- a guy with a camcorder (optional)
- at least 3 women
- at least 9 men
- bottles of Whiskey or other alcoholic drinks
- time
- a room
- a guy with a camcorder (optional)
It's a sex (gangbang) game. For a gilroy, you need at least three women and nine men who wants to make love. Every man who cums needs to get a ten minutes (or longer) break and drink some whiskey. After the drink he has to change the woman. Usually, a gilroy has no time limits. The last man standing has won the match.
by The Founder of The Gilroy September 3, 2011
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