Geoffed It

Make a mistake that can not be rectified. Produce scrap. Traditionally used in Mechanical Engineering workshops around Keighley.

Its Geoffed, I've Geoffed It

by ollyowl April 25, 2011

geofag

1 (Adj.). When someone on snapchat uses too many geotags on their story.
2(Verb). When someone on snapchat just posts on their story a black screen and a geotag.

Example 1:

Guy 1: Should I add Kaitlin on Snapchat?
Guy 2: Nah bro. She's a geofag.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I heard Derrick posted something about me on his story. What did he post?
Guy 2: Nah Bro. He just posted a bad geofag picture.

by og dorag yeezy supreme April 18, 2017

Mr Goffard

Absolute madlad, teaches Spanish and walks like a penguin. Flirts with all lady teachers. Used to be a singer. Likes horses. Might be bisexual? May have a husband. Do we know? No we don’t. Not yet. Maybe someday. Don’t follow him on instagram or he’ll give you detention.

That mr goffard is an absolute legend

by Hooverz July 14, 2019

You Dun Geoffed

When you pull "a Geoff", like goofing or failing at the obvious.

I'm pulling this door, it won't open." "It's a push door." "Oh." "You dun geoffed"

by Some kinda Lokan June 16, 2011

Goffstown

A small town outside of Manchester, New Hampshire. This town consists of several places of interest, that are actually 100% uninteresting. You can go to Cumberland Farms, or go to the local pizza place "Viksters". But the real treasure of Goffstown lies in the High School. GHS consists of several groups of people, but basically just 3 groups. Group on consists of people that drive TRUCKS, with huge TIRES. The next group consists largely of kids that wear skinny jeans, have long hair, and cut themselves for fun. Group 3 contains a large number of kids that smoke the weed. If you're saying to yourself, "I'm not in any of those groups.", Think again.

"Hey want to go to Goffstown and hang out at the skatepark?"

"No."

by GOFFSTOWN April 30, 2009

Geoffinately

More definate than definate.
A promise or oath to do something 100%, without doubt.
Only death or similar will prevent this from happening.
Not to be confused with definately.

"I will geoffinately be in the pub on Friday."
Translation: "I will be in the pub on Friday night without a doubt and the only thing that would stop me would dieing beforehand or if the pub exploded."

by The Merrington-Smythes August 31, 2004

geoffilated

The process of fucking thing up and still saying everything is going great or someone else' fault if not

This project has been geoffilated so we got rid of our problems.

by newdefinitionofthings February 4, 2021