A way of life for recently broken men. This way consist of not trusting women, becoming toxic towards women, as well as losing emotional attachment to women. These teachings are named after Future (or Lord Future), a rapper that was the first to be broken by the female gender.
“Yo did you cheat on your girl? Why?”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
“Cause I didn’t wanna get too comfortable bro. Gotta stick to my future-ism”
by neverforget_410 March 31, 2021
Get the Future-ismmug. The use of the inner sixth sense in order to determine the future accurately regardless of its unlikeliness.
by GrandHustler March 6, 2014
Get the Future Intuitionmug. The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.
Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
Get the future regretmug. The game where you ask anything that relates to the future than click shuffle on spotify or a music software and it plays a song.
Used mainly for fun
Used mainly for fun
Amy: What are Jerry's true feelings about me
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
Sam: Want to future shuffle to find out
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Lisa: How will my new school go
*shuffles music* *gets a sad song*
Lisa: aww..
by Overnewton l June 15, 2019
Get the Future Shufflemug. that one gal who always dresses as a hot single mum ;) sunglasses, stylish earrings, and a big-ass sunhat.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
Kids mistake her for their mum. She will deny it. But we all know she's a future milf.
by nothingtoseehere^^ November 29, 2022
Get the future milfmug. by virzas September 30, 2020
Get the Future Peoplemug. Where you see something/someone in the present that looks like how something/someone will turn out in the future.
Person 1: Hey I saw this crazy cat lady on my way back home the other day, totally gave me future echoes of you!
Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...
Person 2: Just because I think cats are really cool and sweet and awesome and I want to live with them forever...
by Big Lad Ad November 29, 2012
Get the Future Echoesmug.