Fartle

Genuine surprise and fear inflicted upon someone by sneaking up and and farting loudly on them.

Dude, you fartled me with that enormous fart while I was sleeping

by Scotteye November 13, 2011

Fartled

To be surprised or startled by a fart.

"I was fartled awake when my wife ripped a big ugly in bed."

by Sir Schnitzel November 3, 2012

Furbleweed

Those little drifting clumps of pet hair that seem to roll across the floor when you have company, no matter how many times you vacuum or dust.

"I'm sick of this. It's haunting me. The hairs. It's always there. Everywhere. Furbleweed!"

"An element present in every house, no matter how clean it is, no furbleweed, the place is haunted."

by Epictrishax September 6, 2012

Fartle

When an individual thinks he is passing a silent fart, but it ends up being loud and he scares himself.

Matt thought his fart at the office was going to be silent, but it was really loud and he fartled himself.

by HappyHeff January 6, 2014

Fartled

When your dog is sound asleep and farts and startles themselves and they freak out!

My dog just Fartled!!

by W01fie58 August 23, 2016

Fartle

(noun )A person with a very small uncircumcised penis. Most times covered with a bush (many pubic hairs).

(Adjective) Small penised

That kid Eros is such a Fartle. (noun form)
That Fartle kid has George W. Bush on his cock.

by PAtka dicka February 16, 2017

further bananas

When an event that was already bananas is considered normal, then worsens.

As the event is already bananas, it cannot be considered bananas. It is further bananas.

When the midget showed up in in R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", shit became further bananas.

by rp0 April 18, 2017