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Futurism over Function

When certain features or basic functions present on a new product are changed for the sake of "innovation" with no consideration for practicality.
"It just feels like the thought process was 'well, let's change these designs, because that's what innovators do. And also it will get attention,' without actually improving on the old designs, or thinking about actual problems with the old designs that could be solved. See, what's happening here is not uncommon for Tesla and some other car companies, but specifically any of Elon's companies. I don't know if there's a name for it yet, so I'm just gonna call it Futurism over Function."
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by The Logical Fallacy October 13, 2024
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.
Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change
by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022
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High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.
She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.
by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017
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Step-function

A mythical increase in transactions that is promised to appear over the horizon but never materializes, like a desert oasis.
There will be a step-function and it will shock the markey
by Fooled Hederian November 15, 2021
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functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
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