Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Functional flake

A person who lets other, less important, things take precedence and does not plan things through but in the end manages to make things fall into place and function efficiently and seamlessly (on the surface)
Karina is as good a functional flake as they come. No one can tell.
by cool_dude2612 March 26, 2019
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functioning labels

high functioning and low functioning are both common medical term which are actually very harmful to use.

they're often used to measure how easy disabled people are to interact with and not actually how their disorder affects them.

when someone is labelled as high functioning, people assume they have no struggles whatsoever, so they don't look out for them. and then they might have a meltdown or burnout because they've had to push through those feelings all of the time.
and when someone is labelled as low functioning, people assume they're stupid or something along those lines, so they baby low functioning people. even when they're full-grown adults!

(when i use the term "disabled" i mean anyone who is affected by a learning disability or anything similar, if my usage of this term comes off as offensive, just know that i apologise, but i am saying all of this as a disabled person, so ofc i wouldn't use that term to purposefully harm anyone!)
Person 1: so you have high functioning autism?
Person 2: on the outside that may be true for you, but on the inside life is very difficult for me, so i'd prefer if you didn't force functioning labels on me and just do your best to support me instead.
P1: oh crap, sorry man, thanks for explaining
by eboybur June 11, 2022
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clear the function

when a bunch of niggas with ski masks pullup to shootup a party and leave no witnesses
bro 1: yo we out to clear the function?
bro 2: aight bet
by thatoneguy0991 February 12, 2023
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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Function-Fucking-Ality

The remedy for the disfunction everybody is suffering from.
Quit being like a hard habit for me to break and let's try function-fucking-ality for a change
by R2CUL8_1 March 27, 2022
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Liver Function Test

A lab diagnostic tool to access a medical student's drinking ability.
Hey Josh, I just finished my anatomy exam. I need a liver function test!
by medicalschool123 September 17, 2022
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