Fucked the fuck up

1. 100 times worse than being just fucked up...having been very shit-housed (very drunk)

2. Having been very messed up with a potent drug (marijuana, crack, you name it brahh)

3. To have been in a terrible situation, where shit just got real

1. "Hey home skizzlet last night I might have gotten fucked the fuck up and hooked up with your sister...my b."

2. "So i just took the biggest hit of my life...Im definitely going to be fucked the fuck up after this."

3. "Some hoe just smashed into my car for the 19th time...this situation is pretty fucked the fuck up.

by Kaybaybaybay October 6, 2009

fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

by The Son of God April 17, 2006

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Heel Fucked

When you're walking and the person behind you steps on you're heel causing you to stumble or fall.

Guy 1: "Stop walking so closely behind me! That's the third time you've heel fucked me this afternoon!"
Guy 2: "I'm sorry, its so busy in here, I don't want to fall behind and lose you."

by Don't heel fuck me. January 13, 2011

fucked naked

To be defeated so badly, you've got nothing left. Has a connotation of injustice to it.

I got fucked naked by that used car salesman.

by CzarsRus January 6, 2009

fucked famous

"Fucked famous" is a term used to describe someone who became famous after getting fucked and well known for it (ie. pornstars, popular cheerleaders etc) or even people that became "super" celebrities after a sex tape was released like Paris Hilton or her friend Kim Kardashian and the many others that gained media attention after doing the deed.

Some people are born famous, others are fucked.

Guy 1: Hey dude... Paris Hilton really gets all the attention even though she does virtually fuck all!

Guy 2: Yeah man, she was fucked famous.

by realitysabitch April 23, 2009