fart curious

Is the need to take sniff of a someone's fart or poop smell despite being warned not to, knowing full well that it may result in smelling something gross.

"I don't know why Morgan would go in there!" "Me neither! She must be fart curious."

by l4star February 1, 2015

Fart Scratch

When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.

It takes mastery to fart scratch in public without detection.

by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019

Après fart

An après fart happens when a person farts and will stand there

with a warm drink in their hand appreciating the after affects of their fart on other people in the room.

Stan stood there drinking his tea with a glow of satisfaction whilst others in the room choked on his fart. He raised his mug of tea to the other people enjoying the après fart.

by indybob November 21, 2011

do it fart

some dumbass phrase

girl: *has a fat ass*
boy: “ do it fart”

by raivenwasnthere January 9, 2021

Clam Fart

Free ticket to Yale.

Lol I wrote that I had been doing clam farts for 17 years on my application and I got into YALE!

by Louis Prothero December 15, 2008

stunt fart

A labored, extra loud or long fart in an attempt to impress your friends or gross them out.

Jim rips a loud, nasty one.

Mike: "Dude, why you stunt farting?!"

Mike high fives Jim.

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

poo poo fart

When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.

EX:

Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.

by bob Sanders July 24, 2014