The (often irritating) habit of swearing online but inserting asterisks in place of letters thereby trying to give the (false) impression of self-control.
by arch arrow March 18, 2011
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noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.
ORIGIN OF FOBSTER
Portmanteau
1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster
2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster
DEFINITION
1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.
noun, plural (especially collectively) fob·ster, (especially referring to two or more kinds or species) fob·sters.
ORIGIN OF FOBSTER
Portmanteau
1. 2000s; FOB (Fresh off the Boat) + (hip)ster
2. 2000s; FOB + (mob)ster
DEFINITION
1. Any of various recently arrived east Asian immigrants, especially of the genus homo and species sapien. Herd-like omnivorous animals primary diet consists of Boba tea and hot pot. Habitats include LES, Morningside Heights, Woodside, Flushing, and expanding into Brooklyn. Having average height, medium forelimbs, and powerful credit cards used for swiping. Prolific consumers typically adorn in luxury ‘street’ fashion brands, especially SUPREME, Off-white, ACNE, Anti-Social Social Club, OVO, and Adidas.
"Oh man, we're never gonna get into Marquee tonight, there's too many FOBs in line"
"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."
"Nah those ain't FOBs. Don't you see dem Yeezy kicks? Those be fobsters bro."
by self-hatin-azn June 14, 2019
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“Woah man the gym teacher totally had a mr. Feaster!”
Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner
Mr feaster is used when trying to describe in a secret code that someone specifically a gym teacher has a boner
by Mateus Costa April 12, 2020
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Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?
Man 2: yeah....
Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
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Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!
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by Jojo Thunderboltz & Torched-Up March 7, 2010
Get the Faster than a hooker in skechers mug.Past tense of verb: foister
Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.
1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.
Word made up by Donald Trump in 2019 rally.
1) To foster misinformation and then proceed to foist or impose it on a specific population.
First they engineered the Russia hoax; that was a total hoax. The single greatest lies ever … foistered upon the American people.
Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.
Man: She foistered me into thinking that I was her baby daddy.
by Narido November 11, 2019
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by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
Get the Fasterbating mug.Along with being skilled in the art of inebriation he will also possess powers of sleeping in the same beds as females but without producing the expected sexual conquest.
"Dude, that hoe you were with last night was dope!!!! You take her home and fuck her in the ass?"
"Nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about Pokemon."
"You Fostered again man"
"Nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about Pokemon."
"You Fostered again man"
by Leslie Jamieson November 5, 2006
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