Anal Flap

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.

Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.

by joshretarded July 26, 2010

chicken flap

when a girl is skiing (giving two handjobs at the same time) while simultaneously sticking a dick in each of her arm pits and flapping her arms, like a chicken...

Carla was so messed up last night, she gave those four immigrants the chicken flap

by smellydonkey August 20, 2007

Flap Slapper

A Female 'WANKER', a woman who masturbates far to much, Or is just really annoying and irritating!!!!

"My boss is a right Flap Slapper!!"

by Skinuss May 15, 2008

kansas mud flap

The act of taking a huge dump on a rag of some sort and then slapping it onto the face of someone that is sleeping.

(The Morning After the kansas mud flap occured)
Ramone: "Dude it smells like shit in here..."
Steve: "Maybe because I totally Kansas Mud-Flapped you last night while you were passed out piss drunk."

by Halifax Redthorn February 12, 2008

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

flap slap

when a woman slaps someone in the face with her labia.

He turkey slapped her she lifted up her skirt and flap slapped him back!

by camocap May 21, 2009

brazilian flapjack

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.

I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

by Chris McCartney November 7, 2006