flaky nic

when someone is completely unaware that they are covered in flakes everywhere on their body.

this can result in FPS (flaky penis syndrome) and if untreated can result in MSS (mayonnaise spunk syndrome.)

S: oh my word did you see the flakes that cover his body?!
C: yeah, he is such a flaky nic!

by sugarpuffpee October 22, 2011

Freaky Excited

a commonly grammatically incorrect use of a word in a sentence. This usually occurs in the Summer.

I am so freaky excited.

It should be freaking excited.

by walkingTHEearth January 21, 2012

Flaky Volcano

Somehow getting the "pink eye" virus inside your anus creating the Flaky Volcano

My girlfriend sat on my face while i had pink eye without me knowing and now she wishes she didn't have the Flaky Volcano.

by unknown6969696969 February 26, 2014

freaky hot

One that is fine as hell and can do things to you no other can. One having a body that can make the heart stop durring sex. One that is so irresistible that you can't take your eyes off of. One that makes you want to do it in the middle of the street without care.

That girl I seen yesterday was so freaky hot it scared me.

by SirWellEndowed August 19, 2014

freaky greek pasta

The act of masterbating and ejaculating into a gyro and leaving it for a friend to eat.

J: Yea I came into that gyro earlier and left it for Jason.

T: oh so you got him with a freaky greek pasta?
J: yea ill tell him it's tziki sauce

by Lightning moose February 4, 2015

Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.

He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!

by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016

fleak the fuck

To the point where you’re so fleak, the word “fleak” doesn’t even come close to explaining how fleak you really are

“Damn bitch you look fleak the fuck today”

by BootyClickBait October 5, 2017