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flapjack

When a man shits on woman's chest and she squishes it between her breasts and eats it.
Person 1: DUDE I totally gave that girl a flapjack! Person 2: Your fucked in the head!
by KrazyLuke360 December 13, 2010
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Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
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Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
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Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.
“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”
by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018
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Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular
That man is flapjacked
by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020
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B.C. Flapjack

When you’re having sex with a partner and you RKO them mid orgasm.
Kristy was squirting everywhere so I preformed the B.C. Flapjack to intesify her orgasm!
by Left_Nut September 11, 2018
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Flapjacking

My bird was Flapjacking me last night
by Aslan101 May 15, 2016
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