Flapjack

a fake ass person that switches up like a pancake

Dude 1: bruh really went to see infinity war with the fuck boys in an Audi

Dude 2: he a flapjack

Dude 3: Deadass my guy ....... let’s go to buffalo spot

by cesarcpt June 1, 2018

Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.

“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”

by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018

Alaskan Flapjack

The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.

"Bro I just got an Alaskan Flapjack by Derek"

by pseupoo July 1, 2025

Marmalade flapjack

Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.

"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."

"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"

by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023

B.C. Flapjack

When you’re having sex with a partner and you RKO them mid orgasm.

Kristy was squirting everywhere so I preformed the B.C. Flapjack to intesify her orgasm!

by Left_Nut September 11, 2018

Cambodian Flapjack

When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...

Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross

by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018

flapjack

Another term for a pancake. Pancakes are flat, round cakes made from a batter that typically includes flour, eggs, milk, and a leavening agent such as baking powder. They are cooked on a griddle or frying pan and served with toppings such as butter, syrup, fruit, or powdered sugar.

Person 1: What do you think of IHOP?
Person 2: Their flapjacks are pretty good.

by scugtunker May 29, 2024