The act of slapping your penis against your lovers cheek, before shoving it up their nose and ejaculating into their nasal cavity.
by pseupoo July 1, 2025
Get the Alaskan Flapjackmug. Any unusual sexual act between two consenting young people that only occurs because they both know that they're not supposed to be sleeping together. A common euphemism that went around schools in southern England in the late 1980s.
"Tracey and that there Sandra did the marmalade flapjack in the bathroom at Wayne's party and they had to replace the shower head after."
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
"I didn't even really need a babysitter anymore, and I proved it when me and Julie ended up doing the marmalade flapjack on the stairs ten minutes before my mum and dad got home. She still got paid and all!"
by Jack The Bodiless January 24, 2023
Get the Marmalade flapjackmug. When you fuck a Cambodian chick and she starts to accumulate so much sweat and stink that she accidentally sharts on your dick and then proceeds to give you head...
Yo... you know that girl Chi-Ling, yea I wasn’t expecting to giver her a Cambodian FlapJack last night but damn... it was fucking gross
by Yung Kozake January 10, 2018
Get the Cambodian Flapjackmug. by Donaugustine July 14, 2016
Get the flapjackmug. The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.
by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016
Get the flapjack assmug. ____ is amazing in bed, she did the flapjack and I came in seconds
I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
I was so close to finishing in her, but she pulled the flapjack rq and I came in her mouth
by foodie420 March 9, 2022
Get the the flapjackmug. by Krytus78 September 20, 2023
Get the Russian FlapJackmug.