fartsworth

a small amount of something, something of a meagre quantity.

Honestly officer im not drunk,ive only had a fartsworth.
look at how small that kitten is, hes not even a fartsworth.

by lee wylding April 1, 2008

farts per million

A measure of the stinkiness of a fart, it refers to how much of the "million" parts of air are replaced by farticles.

A fart with higher fpm is stinkier.

"Aww, dude, did you just break wind?"

"It's okay, it was only a few farts per million. You won't even notice."

by Yet Another Josh Cohen May 14, 2008

horse farts

Farts that are frequent, unusually stinky, and often times accompanied by shit stains in your thong.

My wife has horse farts.

by KNOB February 5, 2004

Firas

a sensetive man who want ppl to care for him, a good man indeed

i love Firas

by I am Firas May 29, 2018

Sharp Farts

A super painful stinging fart that feels like a razor cutting through anal flesh as it’s released. Most likely due to out of control hemorrhoids.

“Hey I got tickets to go see ‘Harry Hemorrhoid and the Sharp Farts’!

“Hell yeah! They’ve got that new single out ‘Daddy’s got the Fart Needles Again!’”

by Chauncey McLoggins September 16, 2021

holy donkey farts

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.

Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

by RabidUniocrn July 3, 2014

fartsex

Anal intercourse that ends with a fart as the ejaculate happens

Has anyone ever farted on you during buttsex? It's called fartsex.

by Paul Mr.Martini January 30, 2009