Feckinhawtman

- this word is designed as a complement to a good looking person when you are so high that you can't tell how ugly they really are.

dude,I'm so baked that you're mom's looking pretty feckinhawtman" "dude, that's my mom" "not my problem man

by Man Hummel November 14, 2011

Felineasipont

The coloring of the eyes and fur of a domestic cat mixed together to create a color.

If a cat with yellow eyes and red fur mixed those two colors together it would make an orange felineasipont.

by Funnyoctopus August 6, 2011

falking

The act of Facebook stalking. Investigating a person's life through the rifling of their status updates, wall posts, and pictures.

Frank: Hey bro, why are you taking so long on the computer?
Donnie: I'm falking this hot chick I found through my friend's profile.

by Moomoo<3 August 27, 2011

falking

the action of stalking someones Facebook.

I was falking my friends boyfriend to see if he was cute.

by yoheathur January 21, 2012

Feline Finger Trap

The act of two males pig roasting a member of the felis catus (house cat) family whilst touching tips. The member by or may not become ensnared, depending on skill level.

During my threesome with Jason and his cat scooter, I was forced to sedate scooter after he pulled a surprise feline finger trap, nearly severing Jason's member.

by Eyeheart2bone July 22, 2012

feline decline

This usually happens when one finds himself on a dry spell(lack of pussy) or has a hard time getting laid.

I haven't fucked a chick in weeks! It must be this feline decline.

Due to the feline decline jack had not been laid in months.

by dick jokeington October 2, 2014

feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014