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False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.
Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.
by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008
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pub fare

generally refers to the type of food you would find at a pub, bar, or any place of the like. In America it tends to be sandwiches, burgers, salads, appetizers, and sometimes entrees.
"Let's eat here at Joe's Bar and Grill, it's pub fare."

"What the heck is pub fair?"

"You know, sandwiches, burgers, stuff like that. And it's fare, not fair, dummy"
by Emerson Bigguns December 5, 2010
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false capital

When large well known cities are not the capital of a state, the capital usually winds up being a city that no one ever hears about. Examples, Harrisburg PA, Albany NY, Carson City, Nevada etc.
Person: Wtf? Philadelhpia isn't the capital of PA? NYC isn't the capital of NY!!?!? Las Vegas isn't the capital of Nevada?!?!?

Me: Yup, there all false capitals
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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Stacey Farber

A hott television actress who plays Ellie Nash on the Canadian drama Degrassi: The Next Generation.
by Jazlynn Thomas October 31, 2004
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falsetto

above the normal vocal range.
"a controlled (and purposely done) cracking of the voice"
usually done by a male singer, using his voice to reach a note he normally wouldn't be able to reach.
the falsetto in A Chance Without's song is incredible.
by skies mile high September 21, 2006
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False

Dwight Schute's signature reply in The Office

A reply to something not true, or reply to any fact that Dwight Schrute does not agree with.
*Jim Halpert is impersonating Dwight*

Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?

Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.

Jim: False. Black Bear.

Dwight: That's debatable...
by Starkid1111 January 24, 2011
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false alarm

When your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal.

Generally speaking, discovery of such a false alarm usually comes at the hands of someone who is familiar with you nether regions and would feel comfortable enough testing it out.
I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm.
by Joseph/Laura November 10, 2007
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