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fairies

A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.
"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"

"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"
by sho2008 February 29, 2008
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fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
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failed mission

A man who was trying to be a suicide bomber got owned irl
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that guy is a failed mission.
by johnthepon August 21, 2008
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Weenie Fairies

girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.
hot damn, check out those weenie fairies! YOWWZAA!
by cam-bam the ram December 1, 2004
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Ice-Fairies

Fairies who go around icing (cleverly presenting Smirnoff Ices) people with wands and fairy hats. Some say the origins are 3 dudes from McDaniel College. But no one truly knows.
Meg got iced four times last night by the Ice-Fairies.

The Ice-Fairies iced the pizza delivery man.
by An Original Ice Fairy November 28, 2010
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you have failed me

The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
by Intelligence001 September 5, 2019
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Nipple Fairies

Used to describe cold weather, when nipples to become pointy.
Ann: Damn, the nipple fairies are out tonight!

Barry: I can see that!!
by Daphne.J April 20, 2008
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