A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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Get the facebook mug.A website used to implant into a generally socially accepted person a sense of social awkwardness, when reeled in by the relentless advertisements of 'social networking', which is actually antisocial networking.
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
If you create and maintain a Facebook account, you may experience any of the following:
• A pseudo-friendship with hundreds of people
• Updates on people you hate's lives
• Explosive diarrhea
• Being stalked by family members
• Headaches
by fourfinger5s November 17, 2014
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by anki24 February 25, 2012
Get the FACEBOOK mug.Where people waste their time and get in each others business, going to bankrupt the country because it's creating douchebags or just giving them a club. A stupid way to get in touch with people when you're most likely trashing people who are not on Facebook or creating a social clique of your worst nightmare, see where this will lead us down the century when a lot of cyberstalkers and bullies begin to dominate society.
by Iliveinaworldoflosers5 July 29, 2012
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Girl: "im so done with all this."
Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("
Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
Everyone on facebook who is unfortunate enough to read it is thinking the same thing..who cares, and why do you think anyone does?
-Then the girl who posts is sitting there thinking..."omg why hasnt anyone liked my status or commented, does anyone care about me?:("
Answer: No, no one cares nor will ever care. Shut up.
by e188 February 27, 2011
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