vaginal express

Train slamming into the Vagina

She had a Vaginal Express today

by Da_Vester January 18, 2014

Dolphin Express

When you are drowing, but are rescued by a dolphin. When you get back to land, you then have to suck the dolphin's dick.

Friendly dolphin...He took my back to shore, but then he clapped his flippers and I had to suck his dolphin dick I DID!! Because there's no free ride, people. There isn't. -Dave Attell

by Gay Mc April 9, 2003

self expression

1. Method of expressing feelings or opinions through physical means

2. The act of bitching and whining and calling it self expression

1a. The artist showed self expression about his piece about wartime Iraq

2a. That emo kid's self expression makes me want to kick him in the nads

by G. Matlin September 7, 2003

Pineapple Express

When your drug dealer wants to be your friend.

Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me

by newbrains December 6, 2010

express crush

A feeling of attraction towards an individual after meeting them once or twice that usually lasts for approximately 24 - 48 hours and then fades when a new individual enters the picture or the weekend is over. This feeling of attraction is usually sexual in nature and might lead to a make out session or a one night stand. Typically, an express crush is one of convenience hence the name "express crush".

Man, their friend Johnny was so cool last night. He brought everyone a round of drinks and stopped that nasty guy from hitting on me. I can't believe that he is leaving in 2 days to go back home. I sort of want to make out with him before he leaves. I totally have an express crush.

by Josie Nubanks January 7, 2008

Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.

Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.

by Zorba44 February 11, 2009

Pony Express

Man with a small penis, who also cums fast.

I never would have banged him if I would have known, that I'd be riding the Pony Express.

by BobTheMob January 8, 2015