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Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.
Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism
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A more contentious hybrid that accepts common descent but posits that evolution alone is insufficient to explain life's complexity. It argues for identifiable, divinely engineered interventions at key points (like the Cambrian Explosion or the origin of consciousness) within the evolutionary timeline. It's not Young Earth Creationism, but it still insists on detectable "design signatures" in the genetic code or fossil record, a claim mainstream evolutionary biology vehemently rejects.
Example: "He argued for Evolutionary Intelligent Design, claiming the genetic code was 'front-loaded' with information for future body plans. 'Evolution is the car,' he'd say, 'but God installed the GPS with the destination pre-programmed.' Biologists replied that the car built its own GPS on the road." Evolutionary Intelligent Design
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Evelution

How da original primates gradually morphed into humans who became world-famous motorcycle-daredevils.
It's too bad dat most of us modified apes didn't get here by Evelution --- if we had, then we would ALL be super-conscientious about "keeping our word".
by QuacksO March 6, 2025
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Evelution

Da millennia-long process of evolving from apes to motorcycle stuntmen.
Primates are known for exceptionally caring behavior towards their families, so perhaps they have always been conscientious about "keeping their word" even before their Evelution.
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Evolutionary Empathy

The biological principle of commutative support across life forms, where organisms help, protect, or share resources with others to increase collective survival and evolution.
Trees use Evolutionary Empathy by sending nutrients through their root networks to support struggling neighbors.
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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017
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Prohibited Evolution

Saffron Stained Gang. The way of life. Prohibitedly evolving. The new world order. The new Supreme. Prohibited Evolution. Oakley Brooks is the gang leader.
Person 1: Dude your not even Prohibited Evolution, get the fuck away from me. You are unconscious.
Person 2: I’m sorry dude.
by SaffronStainedGang69 April 5, 2020
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