erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003

Erection

God gift to women everywhere

Erection is the perfect gift for women

by eKnight December 28, 2010

purple pedro [ erection]

another name for an erecton or boner as most people like to call it. Its when the head of the penis turns purple to an extent from squeezing too hard. Can also occur when shooting a large load.

purple pedro erection

by cavsdt January 13, 2009

Election erection

e⋅lec⋅tion e⋅rec⋅tion ĭ-lěk'shən ĭ-rěk'shən
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.

"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"

or

"You may have a first-time voter boner, but when Obama won I got a total election erection."

by St. Bastard November 5, 2008

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011

Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

by Eitamic April 20, 2010

erection infection

Any STD

Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.

by tonto1 October 27, 2011