Emerson

A fuck dumb fat cunt. Eats chips and drinks large amounts of soda. Is about 400-500 pounds.

Emerson is fat

by Shfuebfud February 1, 2018

emerson

a cesspool in bergen county, nj

I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.

by ex-emersonian September 9, 2005

Everton

The football club that is just like the older of two brothers usually worse off and overshadowed by the younger brother. Also have the supporters that call themselves the peoples club yet doesn't even bare the name of the city they represent.

Person 1: hey which club do you support?
Person 2: The peoples club. Everton.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know there was a town named Everton in England.
Person 2: No there based in Liverpool

Person 1: isn't that LFC area though?

by JCarr455 May 26, 2016

Emerson

1. a dead poet, Ralph Waldo Emerson
2. a crappy corporation whose CD and DVD players stop functioning right after the warranty expires.

Joe: Hey, Bo, do ya wanna listen to this poem I wrote?
Bo: Na, let's read something by Emerson.

Johnny: Let's listen to my new CD!
Bonnie: Sorry, but my Emerson CD player just stopped working.
Johnny: Ship it to the company and make them fix it!
Bonnie: I would, but the warranty expired yesterday.

by PheagleAdler May 18, 2010

Matthew Emerton

A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"

Guy: did you see that Matthew Emerton?
Girl: such a Matthew Emerton

by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019

emerting

To flirt with someone via email.

Diego fancied the pants off that girl - he was emerting 24/7

by Diego Grinmost December 7, 2007

Emersonfest

The annual bash thrown by the monument of Copley.

What did you do this weekend>

I went to Emersonfest and got a little tuned in on the plethera of keg beer.

by Emer-Donkey October 9, 2008