Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.

Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.

by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011

Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger

A special burger served with fried egg and cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Eggers Can't Be Cheesers Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

emergency friends

When you aren't friends with anyone in a new place (class, gym, work, church, etc.) but you know you're going to need friends for that place, you become emergency friends.

I was in gym class with all of the dumb kids so I had to become emergency friends with some girl only because she was the least annoying person there.

I wasn't friends with anyone in physics class and I made emergency friends with the guy next to me so I'd have someone to sit with at lunch.

by Loaves May 31, 2016

dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.

My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.

by Prof_X May 3, 2017

Emergency Eggs-it Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger topped with a fried egg

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Emergency Eggs-it Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003