Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 09, 2015

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Chug Dumpling

I was about to chug a beer but had to poop so i decided to pull a chug dumpling and I enjoyed it.

by Dr Chug Dumpling September 24, 2021

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I cracked a beer on the toilet and chugged it as I pooped. I preformed a chug dumpling.

by Dr Chug Dumpling October 03, 2021

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Guy: You'll love my smooth dumplings.

Girl: You're what?

Guy: My shaved nuts, bitch!

by not2greene September 07, 2011

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One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.

by The word of god November 03, 2019

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When a dude shoves his testicles into a girls pussy, whilst leaving his cock to rest upon her stomach.

Jess jerked john while they were mid Georgia Dumpling.

by AmBatMor December 14, 2022

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The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 10, 2020

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