Change my diaper

One of the most offense insults you can say to another human being. Pretty much the worst thing that can be said according to Tom Segura

Tom: hey you know what Bryce fuck you!
Bryce: fuck you cunt

Tom: you know what bitch change my diaper motherfucker

Bryce: 😐

by Straight outta Rochester June 8, 2018

Double diapering

The process of putting two diapers on a baby or child, rather than one. Mothers who use cloth diapers on their children quite often use the option of 'double diapering'.

At the dayhome double diapering was always done for naptime, and night-time.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. September 8, 2006

Queer Diaper

A queer diaper is a roll of toilet paper that a gay man puts up in his underwear so as not to have cum leak out after anal sex.

Dude after that railing that I gave you, you had better put in a queer diaper

by harry niblets April 10, 2009

diaper butt

n. When the fabric on the butt of jeans stretches and no longer fits tightly. Called "diaper butt" because of the baggy appearance, similar to a diaper full of poop.
Term can be applied to swim suits.

"Aw man, I haven't washed these pants in about 3 days. They're all stretched out and look like diaper butt."

by max636 May 19, 2008

red diaper baby

This is an expression, largely used in New York City, for baby boomer children of avowed American communists. It became the title of a one-man show in New York by Josh Kornbluth in 2000.

When the guy knew all the words to a Russian political song, I realized he must be a red diaper baby.

by Bill Overton June 26, 2006

ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

by xAndy August 18, 2007

pipe diaper

the cylinder type of filter used in some tobacco pipes in order to cut back on tar inhalation. the result of this also restricts the draw and can make your pipe smell like turd if the filter is left in the pipe too long.

"be a man and smoke that thing without a pipe diaper"

by warcollapse December 16, 2009