doof is bumcrap
by rheb October 24, 2009
Ugly-ass member of the dooficial Doof Clenas Motorcycle collective who smells like vomit and drips of human excrement. Also known to have a brain the size of a coffe bean. Doofs are known to constantly make fools out of themselves trying to prove they have a brain larger than an almond sliver, but are always put in their rightful place by their arch-enemy, the GazintA's
by GazintA June 04, 2012
like a poof, this is a designer "doof", one who likes to fluff pillows and get rug burn on the knees.
by 9876545674321 September 26, 2007
Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.
Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!
Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 01, 2020
by WannaCurlUpWatchDisneyAndEat June 18, 2015
by sinusman January 27, 2020
The opposite of food
by APK- February 13, 2022